A few nights ago, DH was slicing apples for a post dinner snack when I mentioned to him that I was looking for something to nosh on, too. He said I should eat apples and that he’d slice one for me. I made a face and said “I hate apples.I can eat all the apple pudding in the world, but no apples.”
DH quipped “An apple a day keeps the doctor away” and I retorted “If the doctor is handsome, keep the apple away.” He bantered back “Yahaan koi sundar doctor-woctor nahi hai (there’s no handsome doctor here). Yahaan to sirf main hoon, aur main hi tumhari dawa hoon aur daaru bhi.”
The last, might I add was delivered in rape specialist Ranjeet’s style with the biting of the lower lip and lascivious tone…*shudders*
If the DH is the doctor, can Meera run away?